Monday, September 12, 2005

(I should have posted this yesterday but I just didnt get on the computer...)

Ladies, when wearing a short corduroy jumper dress, do NOT ride your bike down main street ESPECIALLY if your seat is very low and peddling causes all of us poor innocent passerbys to see things we never in our life wanted to see. And yes, this habit tends to form among those wonderfully "crunchie" young women that come from all over to stay in Burlington. Dont get me wrong; I admire your "freeness" and dream of the days when I can go without washing this mane of hair but please respect my need for tidiness and lack of desire to see either your poor laundry habits or your lady parts.

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